Go to: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question.
Tag 20 people including me.

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Fill it to the rim with Joan

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Stop! This Joan is not ready yet!

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Joan tested, mother approved.

4. I don't know what 4 is.
Joan saves you soul.

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
The science of Joan

6. To someone you dislike?
What's in your Joan?

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Gee, your Joan smells terrific.

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Hungry? Why wait? Grab a Joan.

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Let your fingers do the walking trough the Joan.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
I'm not gonna pay a lot for this Joan.

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Try Joan, you'll like it.

12. Someone told you you're an asshole, you tell them...
It needn't be hell with Joan.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Strong and beautiful, just like Joan.

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
We don't make Joan. We make Joan better.

15. Your last words before you die...
We bring Joan to life.

16. Your message to a special someone..
Only Joan has the answer.

17. Title of this post will be...
Every kiss begins with Joan.

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LMAO. this was fun.
i tag anyone and everyone who comes across this and have not done it.